Welcome Back to Spirit Box Radio, the Final Season

Static

[SKIPPING SPIRIT BOX SOUNDS]

A VOICE, WHISPERING, ECHOING: Nam quisque finis.

[SKIPPING SPIRIT BOX SOUNDS]

A VOICE, WHISPERING, ECHOING: Nos omnes infiniti sumus.

[SKIPPING SPIRIT BOX SOUNDS]

SCOURGE, ECHOING: You’re not alone, Sam. And you never have been.

[SKIPPING SPIRIT BOX SOUNDS BECOME BLANDER, MORE REPETATIVE, LOUDER, THEN ABRUPTLY STOP]

[BEAT OF SILENCE]

[DELICATE BELLS BEGIN THE SPIRIT BOX RADIO THEME TUNE, BUT OFF. IT CONTINUES, GETTING INCREASINGLY WRONG]

EIRA: Spirit Box Radio the Final Season. 29th December 2022.

[THE BELLS OF THE THEME SONG ARE TOTALLY RANDOM AND SCATTERED. THEY STOP.]

RECORDING MACHINE: Tune in, get spooky!

REVEL: Mrrow!