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- – profanity
- – references to sex
- – frequent violence
- – traumatic injury
- – death, including violent death
- – references to medical procedures
- – hospital settings
- – mentions of blood
Episodes
Season One
(14 episodes)
- 1. The Girl on the Gurney
- 2. Beer & Bloodlust
- 3. Everyone’s Miracle
- 4. A Cobweb on the Soul
- 5. Fight or Flight or Not
- 6. A Friend Indeed
- 7. What Are We?
- 8. Reason and Regret
- 9. In for a Penny
- 10. Hello/Goodbye
- 11. Tear Me to Shreds
- 12. A Different Kind of Holy
- 13. Lovesick
- 14. To Die, or Not Quite Die
Season Two
(14 episodes)
- 15. Chrysalis
- 16. Emergence
- 17. Playing Favourites
- 18. Honeysuckle and Thorn
- 19. Wannabe
- 20. Snow on Snow
- 21. Glass Houses
- 22. La Petite Vie
- 23. Contrarian
- 24. The Apostate
- 25. Mordacious
- 26. Papillon de Nuit
- 27. Doesn’t It Just?
- 28. The Kill Jar
Season Three
(12 episodes)
- 29. What a Catch
- 30. The Body
- 31. Cold Snap
- 32. Stop the Clocks
- 33. Schrödinger’s Boy
- 34. Sound & Fury
- 35. Winter’s Tale
- 36. Icarus
- 37. l’Eau de Fonte
- 38. Mirrors
- 39. Unanswered
- 40. Creatures of Prometheus
Halloween Special 2024
Season Four
(14 episodes)
- 42. Baggage Claim
- 43. Letters of Note
- 44. Gut Feeling
- 45. Deus ex Sanguine
- 46. The Empty Page
- 47. Bad Call
- 48. Shadows of Eternity
- 49. The Executor
- 50. Aurora Borealis
- 51. What Remains
- 52. Le Bain de Sang
- 53. Contingency
- 54. Predators
- 55. Acts of Will & Mercy, or The Wake
View Season Four’s Kickstarter Contributors
Halloween Bonus Minisode 2025
Other Transcripts
- Based Vampirification: A Not Quite Dead Video Essay (July 2024)
- Trailer 1
- SBR EAK Ep 1 Preview
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